Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Resurrecting...

I know how much you love pictures of food...

Grilled cheese with caramelized onion, smoked gouda, bacon, tomato, and
a fried egg... mother of god...

Monday, November 22, 2010

sNOw day

Nervous lanny is nervous

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I think Fred Phelps is gay!

GAY!


God doesn't hate 'fags'. If god were real, I bet he'd hate everyone.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Word

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Antoine!

Now: with pedobear

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Shape-ups

They won't undo that breve latte, fatte.

Just sayin'

Friday, September 17, 2010

Killer boots man.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

I don't know if you can tell...

But there's GLITTER in this wallpaper!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Grammar

These "taco's" better be exceptional with all the unnecessary
"apostrophe's".

Saturday, September 4, 2010

You know the economy is bad when...

Even Spiderman is unemployed.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Uh...

Why is there a giant, inflatable asshole in the mall?
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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

White Russian* to go

*not really a white russian (unless you ask my neighbor)

Friday, July 30, 2010

Poor lone cushion

It just wanted to be loved...and sat on.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

No night of Italian food is complete

Until this happens.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I'm in love.

Before and after.

I'm fat and happy. There is a glimmer of SD in Portland.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Owls.

My jealousy starts now. Haha.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Traffic Hour

My favorite. Not.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My life

I'm an idiot

Sunday, July 18, 2010

BFF

Saltines saved my life!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I'm baaaaack.

Mmmm. Carne asada and it feels so good.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

God bless 'merica

I just.... why??!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Dutch lost. But...

Yeah. That's a box of ice cream.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Warning to all babies:

I bite back.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Let's go Timbers!

Beat those highlighters from Seattle!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Found on my car

Creepy? Y/N

(My vote is HELLA Y. 509 area code if you wanna call)

Sunday, June 27, 2010

!!! 2.0

I think it's a sign you should visit...

!!! 2.0

I think it's a sign...

!!!

Hoot, you're everywhere!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Summer! Finally!

Friday, June 18, 2010

Summer Term.

And it begins.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Didn't you know?

My birthday is coming up. I pretty much need this.

Monday, June 7, 2010

South Waterfront.

What a nice evening.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Danzig Rules.

Andrew and Cody making door statements.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Um

This is probably the grossest thing I've ever photographed.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The best road trips

Start with Jack in the Box.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Go Timbers!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Hi Minus the Bear.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Happy Wednesday.

Red wine. Reading. Jesus candle.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Homeward Bound.

Last night in town.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

This is why I should -never- go to the pet store

I'm about to die. I'm on CUTE OVERLOAD AND IT'S REEEAL!!