Thursday, December 31, 2009

Best koozie ever.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Screw this nonsense.

I hate snow.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Better than gold.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The jew gets involved

Merry christmas, y'all!


Want some spaghetti?

This sauce was canned in 1980.
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A Bored Kid

Once I was bored.

Then I looked up and saw a rope. It was attached to a hot air balloon.

I climbed in and it started to go up. I wasn't bored anymore. I went up,
up and up.

A bird flew around the balloon and it started to peck at it.

The bird popped the balloon.

I started to fall. I hit the ground very hard and then I fell out of the
balloon. I hit my head on the ground.

Then I ran home and told my mom what had happened. She was not very
happy with me. She said I could have been very badly hurt.

She sent me to my room and I fell asleep on my pillow.

The end.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're welcome!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

It's no SD

But it's chock-full of family, friends and love. (And birds. SICK)

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

No spitting!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Santa's Little Helper.

$1 tastes. Yes please.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

I love California.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Mine's longer.



Thursday, December 17, 2009

It's that time...

Griswald, anyone? Anyone?


Sun. Palm trees. No hoodie. Eating outside. Are we sure this is

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Adios Portland.

Time to say hi to San Diego, sun, and burritos for Christmas.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Why not?

I'd hang out in walgreens parking lots too.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


Death star over Seattle

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Fuck yeah Santa.

Hell yeah.

Game over mean girl. Game over.

Fact of life.

Cold like ice.

Friday, December 11, 2009


This broad probably had a c-section

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Seriously Serious Hot Chocolate.

His head tasted good.

Thursday, December 3, 2009



In the seat I like best
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Bling bling

Smells like gold!
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