Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Ween

Okay oklahoma.
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Whataburger!!!

I'm so excited!!!
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

"I'm gonna lay some wisdom on you, Ted. Hot girls are not from Buffalo"

Oklahoma is looking pretty bleak.
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I'll miss this little girl.
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Byeeee <3
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Lunch.

Just when I couldn't possibly get any weirder...

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Red Velvet.

OMG (haha)

I need to go to this
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Also, pussy
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Pussy
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Saturday, April 25, 2009

May 29.

I'm moving.

Uhh

That's not a safe place, Lola.
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Friday, April 24, 2009

Fuck my life

See the black river on the left?

That was all the oil in my car...

Fuck my life
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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Wow.

Just wow.

Afternoon mojito!!
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fuck

Screw me.

Ha ha.

Yeah. That's a screw in my tire
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Srsly

to-go cups are for pussies and people in SUVs
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Cheesus.

Oh sweet cheesus.

I'm legit.

Finally.

Oops

I waited too long.
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Monday, April 20, 2009

Two things I love

Bare legs and dinner outside!
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

O RLY

Ya RLY.

SRSLY
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Spring!

Coconut curry ice cream.

Love.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Food carts!

Samples!

Bling'n
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Friday, April 17, 2009

Wow.

Pie as big as your head.

Tropical Hooter.

Hahahaha.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Charge it!

Debit card on a soda machine! Great idea...
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Baby!!

At target with Jiorgia and Eloise.
Not spending moneh.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Drunkenly...

Applying for jobs and selling my genes of gold on teh interwebz
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Snacks

Mmmmmm.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Matzo!!

Happy Passover Guys.
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what?

Mow
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The Gaslight Anthem.

The only decent shot thanks to the tall kids.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Poverty is gross.
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I love birds!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Because eating is better

Bye guys...
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This is what I get

For trying to put lotion on...
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Friday, April 10, 2009

This

Sucks.

Last day at work :'(

I can has job? (Or some NSA moneh?)
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Friday.

It's going to be one of those days.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Fuck!!

Do I want to do a jackson pollock puzzle from value village?

No
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Emissions test

I'd better fucking pass
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